29 March 2013

Lady Doodle: Packmistress opened her big beak and tweeted that we’ve been nicknamed Bonny and Clyde. We’ve been banned from the park for chasing sheep.

Lord Smudge: Nothing for it but to do a runner. Put your paw down Doods – wonder if we’ve got enough gas to get us to Australia – plenty of sheep there.

Lady Doodle: Tune in tomorrow for a full report.



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