29 March 2013
Lady Doodle: Packmistress opened her big beak and tweeted that we’ve been nicknamed Bonny and Clyde. We’ve been banned from the park for chasing sheep.
Lord Smudge: Nothing for it but to do a runner. Put your paw down Doods – wonder if we’ve got enough gas to get us to Australia – plenty of sheep there.
Lady Doodle: Tune in tomorrow for a full report.
